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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.

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(602): View more from Arizona

One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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(916): View more from California

Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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(323): View more from California

How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code

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(513): View more from Ohio

I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him

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