So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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