They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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