i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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