his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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