He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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