TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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