look no pants
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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