Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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