She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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