we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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