awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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