found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
