I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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