i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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