We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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