Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do herpes really smell.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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