i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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