East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
