some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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