he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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