She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
operation harelip BJ is a go
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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