Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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