ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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