Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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