I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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