Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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