Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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