Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
