Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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