As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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