We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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