I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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