Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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