It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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