Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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