Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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