I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
