Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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