So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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