The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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