So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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