im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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