Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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