She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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