If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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