this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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