is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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