fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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