went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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