Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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