Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
And then he peed in my hair
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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