I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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