just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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